Thank you God for a beautiful day. Today, God was with me. Today, I listened to His voice. Today, I feel like God is pleased with me. Today, my heart is good. I loved today...
If only my voice would come back, and it would stop hurting. :/ Tylenol PM...here I come.
On a humorous note...I read this today and it's all too true!!
DARLING HUSBAND, I PROMISE…
"…to keep mum about all the Hall & Oates tunes on your iPod."
"…to overlook the fact that you yawn like Chewbacca."
"…that five minutes after I agree to watch a game with you, I will not start asking, 'Are you planning to watch the whole thing?'"
"…to Swiffer your side of the bed the next time you're out of town and I let the dog sleep there."
"…not to make you play Peter Pan to my Wendy on Halloween again. You did look gay."
DARLING WIFE, I PROMISE…
"…that I didn't know how expensive your tweezers were when I used them to pull that mystery clump out of the drain."
"…to stop pretending I've forgotten how to fold the towels 'the right way' (a.k.a. your way)."
"…to accept that sometimes when you ask for a massage, you really just want a massage."
"…to understand that it's not exactly kosher to say, 'How did parents as crazy as yours get a daughter as normal as you?'"
"…to never again make honking noises as I grab your breasts."
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